Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt la crescenta Greeting someone with "Aloha

Greeting someone with "Aloha

A high-contrast white illustration of Sho'nuff stands centered

with "AKRON

Bold distressed white text below reads "GAME OVER

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt la crescenta Greeting someone with "AlohaParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming