Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M with "ESTD" and "1973" on

with "ESTD" and "1973" on either side

A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double-fisting two golden beers

" "Completely Air Conditioned

Heavy black sans-serif text below reads "TOXIC WASTE

Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M with "ESTD" and "1973" onSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"