I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Women's T-Shirt action Arched distressed green text reads

Arched distressed green text reads "JOHN MATRIX'S" above large block letters reading "SURPLUS CITY

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I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Women's T-Shirt action Arched distressed green text readsPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in