Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex T-Shirt utah Bold distressed white serif text

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top

with a large ornamental "L" to the left and decorative dots flanking the layout

Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex T-Shirt utah Bold distressed white serif textLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.