William J. Le Petomane Thruway - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Santa winking while telling kids

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

Bold black brushstroke text reads "DRAGON SOUND" in a distressed

but only when witnesses are present

flanked by five-pointed and diamond-shaped stars

William J. Le Petomane Thruway - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Santa winking while telling kidsDropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red