Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Johnny tossing his badge into

Johnny tossing his badge into the surf afterward is peak melodrama disguised as the only sane response

Here it go

I'm no dummy

Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Johnny tossing his badge intoTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script