Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt cats Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "GRAND FORKS" above "EST

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Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

Celebrating independence while the crown still has receipts is the most passive-aggressive holiday on the calendar

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt cats Arched distressed white text readsPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one