Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A vintage tattoo-style illustration below

A vintage tattoo-style illustration below depicts a skin-tone leg in a fishnet stocking and high heel shoe topped with a golden-yellow fringed lampshade

Desert heat and small crowds never dimmed what that squad meant to Tucson

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Being unverifiable is the only thing both species actually have in common

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A vintage tattoo-style illustration belowBigfoot, a creature with zero verified photographs, is out here calling you fake, and the worst part is he might have a point. At least Sasquatch never photoshopped himself into a vacation he didn't take. The Details: Brown rounded text reads "REALER THAN YOUR" above larger brown block text reading "BITCH ASS." Below, a detailed vintage woodcut style illustration in brown ink depicts Bigfoot mid stride through a wilderness scene of evergreen trees.