Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Arched distressed navy text reads "DRILLERS" at the top

Distressed white block text in a bold sans-serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines

Bowling alleys that stayed open 24 hours were the original third place for people who needed somewhere to be at 2 AM that wasn't a bar

Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Preemptive declarations of cocktail preferenceCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge