Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold distressed white serif text

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

Bold black retro display text reads "SAN MARINO" at the top with a slightly distressed texture

Theodore Roosevelt

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold distressed white serif textRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY