Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy with a large red star

with a large red star to its right and black text reading "Best Damn Chicken In The State" beside a white hen illustration inside a red circle

Cursive script across the center reads "Roller Bowl

themed parties

Squinting replaces dialogue when every standoff lasts longer than most marriages

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy with a large red starRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY