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Johnny's Ski Bike Rentals - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_drinking a 1950s clip-art-style illustration inJohnny finally opened a legit business, but the collections policy remains unchanged and terrifyingly personal. Two dollars, cash, no exceptions, no refunds, no escaping that kid on any terrain known to man. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white stylized text reads "JOHNNY'S" above a flat, minimalist illustration of a helmeted figure in black with a tan backpack and red ski boots, riding a black bicycle with a gray ski runner