Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ridgeville corners joining a circuit of small

joining a circuit of small towns across Kentucky

A retro-futuristic digital illustration of Korben Dallas' flying yellow taxi cab with a checkered stripe and rooftop "TAXI" sign sits centered

Bold white distressed text below reads "FLATTOP

Lead and BPA-free

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ridgeville corners joining a circuit of smallNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack