Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 but the host absolutely will

but the host absolutely will

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

Red block text at the bottom reads "CHESTER

Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year

Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 but the host absolutely willOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold