I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Bold dark brown slab-serif text

Bold dark brown slab-serif text reads "Dam It

"XXL" in a rounded capsule at center

with white serif text reading "Baseball Club" below

Bold black text below and beside him repeats "DON'T FART" three times

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Bold dark brown slab-serif textPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU