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A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector-art style shows dark spiky hair

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I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Sweatshirt long beach A digital illustration of DerekChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,